Nuke LA and San Diego!
In 2015, President Obama successfully negotiated an end to Iran's attempt to build nuclear weapons in exchange for sanctions relief. In 2018, Donald Trump, who hates Obama (see the White House Press Dinner in 2011) and has sought to
undo everything he's ever done, pulled out of the agreement and Iran went back to refining Uranium.
Trump claimed he would get a better deal and, instead of sending expert negotiators with international diplomatic experience, he dispatched his sleazy real estate agent (Steve Witkoff) and dopey son-in-law to try to make a deal - which, honestly, sounds like a terrible Skydance sitcom.
Naturally, Abbot and Costello failed to reach a better deal while Bibi Netanyahu appealed to Trump's prodigious vanity and persuaded Trump to illegally attack Iran, without a Congressional declaration of war.
Only almost every high-ranking American military official, every American intelligence agency and even JD, his own vice president (careful, buddy, he will turn on you), warned Trump this would be a disaster: Iran would close the Strait of Hormel Chili to choke off nearly a quarter of the world's oil supply in response to this unprecedented attack.
In June 2025, Trump, who likes playing army man but not actually serving, launched an attack anyway, believing that he and his BFF Bibi knew better and that Iran would fall in a matter of days. They wiped out the Iranian leader and his family on day one and then expected the world to kiss their feet in appreciation.
Shockingly, in a development no one could possible see coming (except for everyone), Iran didn't fall. They counter-attacked by blowing up most the American bases in the region and by closing the Strait of Hormel Chili.
So, here we are today
Iran is in control of the Strait
Oil, gas and diesel prices are sky high and continue to climb
Iran has refined nearly 10,000 kg of Uranium (they were limited to 300 kg under the original P5+1 2015 agreement)
At least 19 American Troops have been killed and at least 800 have been injured
The U.S. has spent anywhere from $38 to $200 billion this year on this "Not a War" War with Iran
American munitions are dangerously depleted
The U.S. and Iran are at a stalemate with no end in sight
And what is Trump's answer to all this? He invited Iran to nuke Los Angeles and San Diego. I guess this is just like when FDR brought the U.S. into WWII by inviting Hitler to bomb New York and Boston (Note: this is sarcasm and did not happen, in case you're wondering).
Donald Trump is a demented ghoul. He has apocalyptic visions dancing in his addled brain of the world ending in hellfire, with ICBM's raining down upon the Earth in a nuclear Armageddon (while he hides in his ballroom bunker with his Depends nurse Natalie Harp). He doesn't care if it's Tehran or Los Angeles, just as long as he can sip a Diet Coke while he watches the world burn.
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